Andreas just got back from playing air hockey with his electronic music composition class. Apparently, he was attacked by a swarm of barflies from the minute he entered the bar.

One, after deflecting the attention of one of Dre’s classmates, approached Andreas and said “I have three questions for you: Are you single? Are you gay? And will you have sex with me?”

*beaming* That’s my boy! Anyone that hot must be shared.