I brought another hapless victim into the fold of watching Temptation Island. TW stopped by last night and she and I and Dre basked in the takiness that is that show. We marvelled at Ytossie’s bald spots (it’s alright, girl, I know how those extensions can fuck up your scalp), hissed as Andy made his “dream date” babysit him as he sulked over not getting the “extreme date” that Kaya chose. Who needs fucking rapelling, Andy? Grow up and stop whining. Then there was Mandy, orange haired vixen and girlfriend of sensitive Billy, rubbing the thigh of her dream date, whispering “Am I going to hell?”

TW then proposed that she host an orgy, but that the whole focus of the event be everyone getting on her. Here!…on Temptation Island.