Not for the faint of heart (or those under 18):Melonenfick, which I guess means “how to have sex with a melon” in German.
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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