Now, for the news: A trio of men dressed like ninjas and armed with a samurai sword and crowbar invaded an Ettman Place home yesterday, brawling with a man and his teen-age sons before escaping with about $500 in cash.

As Carol pointed out, this is the best part of the article:
Bill Male, who was installing vinyl siding next-door, said he didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary until police arrived and questioned him.
“Of course, if they were ninjas, you wouldn’t see them,” Male said.