Currently
Writing: A review of this enormous printer.
Wearing: “People help MDA help people” tshirt, seatbelt belt, holey jeans, slippers, geek-o-specs
Drinking: Peach kifer
Hearing: G Love & Special Sauce “Rodeo Clowns (King Britt Remix)”
Bouncing: On my physioball!
Laughing: At Andreas’ request. “Could you turn off your woofer while I’m watching Gladiator?” Har har. My woofer doesn’t turn off, yo.

….no, actually it doesn’t. You can’t turn it each stereo piece off independently of eachother.