Eligible Bachelors
So, who would you rather date, Jesus or Peter Pan? It’s a tough call, really. Jesus offers bathing and shopping, but Peter Pan has an impecable fashion sense and a nice barn that he likes to fly in front of. Both Jesus and Peter Pan are spiritual men, and both looking for girlfriends. Jesus boasts “a lean swimmer’s body and a six-pack,” but Peter Pan’s business card says “Guitarist, Engineer, Inventor, Eternal Child,” and maybe I sort of like that.

Naw, I think I prefer the robes to the tights. What about you?