(one more) EARTHQUAKE UPDATE
Tony found this bit of hilarity. Apprently someone else likes making fun of Seattleites as much as I do:
Neither café lattes, cappuccinos, steamed chai, nor even the tiny espressos were spared from the force of the 6.8-magnitude quake. As Senior Investigative Baristas survey the damage, leaked reports suggest that as many as 10,000 hot drinks were spilled - many causing injury.