So, today I have:
1. Loved my new keyboard. I’ve been hooked on ergo keyboards for a couple years, but these new fangled hotlink buttons please me. A lot. My faves are the search, mute, and media buttons. Nice, yo. “Another new computer toy?” I can hear you thinking. I’m telling you: my keyboard died. Is it a coincidence that the keyboard died shortly after the rat ate the speaker wire? No, the keyboard has been dieing for a month or so, simply refusing to work several times a week, necessitating a reboot. Today the reboot did not remedy the problem.
2. Wrote two Amazon reviews. Nothing too exciting: one Epson printer, one Lexmark printer.
3. Coughed out an unexpected 1400 word article I’ll be submitting to Salon, Nerve, and Bust. Wait, where did that come from? It just, like, fell out of my head. But it’s written under a pen name, so no, I’m not sharing it with you. Sorry.
4. Realized that I don’t like stir fry. Which is unfortunate because it’s Dre’s staple meal. This realization means that I will have to start cooking more. Given last night’s cake disaster, this frightens me. And should frighten any of you coming to dinner soon. Perhaps my parents still remember the famous “Spaggheti Burritos” I made them in 1982?