Daily affirmations of a word mercenary
Umbrella Hole
Hilarious typo I just made when typing a patio table review:
“The center of the table features an umbrella hole, and Casual Living includes a fingernail polish-sized bottle of pain to touch up and scratches or dings the table may suffer.”
That’s right, pain comes in a fingernail polish bottle size, MOTHERFUCKER!!
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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