Florid
First, read my Amazon review for this Tibetan Prayer Chime. Then read the first customer review. Funny shit. Here’s the key pull quote:

I’ve got to say, the florid verbage in Amazon’s and the manufacturer’s reviews seem a bit much. Perhaps some people think of Japan’s great wind-chime master when they hear a chime, but I just think they sound relaxing, which is reason enough to have one. I don’t intend to worship at it anytime soon, however.