For Sale: One Voice
Voice is a hard thing to pin down, a tone or editorial quality to writing that makes the particular piece of work unique. What we have for sale today is one particular kind of voice: irreverent, witty, hip, edgey, authentic–it packs a punch for your product! This voice is the ultimate in multi-purpose: for use in your magazine, book, website, or even television show! This particular voice has a lot of experience with appealing to a young, urban audience, and is adept at selling things. Put it to work for YOUR brand! Ideal for positions like this, this, or this.

For the LOW LOW price of $40k/year + benefits (the voice needs insurance, in case it gets a sore throat and can’t talk any more).

Interested?