Online grocer Webvan closes, will file for bankruptcy

…But the company never came close to making money, losing $830 million since its inception.
“We are very proud of what we accomplished,” Webvan spokesman Bud Grebey said in an interview today…As of June 30, Webvan estimates it had $38 million to $40 million in cash, down from roughly $100 million on March 31.

Now that’s just funny. Almost as funny as the WebVan haiku on FuckedCompany.com.