It’s been a strange day. Here’s a short review:

1) Wake up at 7am after roughly four hours of sleep.

2) Arrive at 9am to CPC job fair in clothes that don’t fit correctly.

3) Spend an hour and half talking to uninterested potential employers about non-existant job opportunities in Los Angeles.

4) Eat breakfast at 11am, realizing I printed 20 too many resumes for the job fair.

5) Arrive back at luxurious dorm room to find an email from author Sam Lipsyte who found this page after searching for himself on Google. Laugh uncontrollably at the thought of him reading my scathing review of his upcoming book. Marvel at the power of the internet.

6) Learn that “due to scheduled construction,” we have to leave the dorm room we’ve been squatting in. Acknowlege this as the logistical nightmare it is, since technically this is Josh’s room–although Ashley did pay for it–and that Josh turned in his key. Become overwhelmed and take a nap.