I know you’ve read this site for months wondering how you, too, could be a raver. Well, wonder no longer! Amazon.com: So You’d Like to… be a raver. (I can’t tell if this is sinking to new depths, or rising to the challenge.)

In other Amazon news, the job I had my sights on has been switched so that it’s open to those who already work for Amazon already. Sigh. Ernie got a job. My friend Amanda just got a job at Architectural Digest. Terra got a job. So, where is my job?