Who remembers when a picture of me showed up in someone’s referral log last May? Remember the comments? The scathing hate that strangers managed to find for me?

Why, it seems to have happened again! Don’t you love it when your jokes fall flat, and instead of making people say “Ha ha! How to be a raver on Amazon.com! Written by a ‘professional raver’! Ha ha! How funny,” they say things like “Someone needs to smack that girl upside her head and bring her ego down to earth.”