I’m listening to KEXP, and DJ Amanda Wyle is interviewing some singer/songwriter named Edith Frost. I’m wearing headphones, and they have a really high quality stream, and I swear to god the sound is so clear that I can hear cotton mouth sounds as they’re talking. I hear the tell-tale “smack smack” sounds that a really dry mouth makes against a really dry tongue. Maybe they’re just thirsty, but Amanda Wyle doesn’t sound quite as sharp as usual, and I can almost hear the bong bubbling in the background.

I swear!