I would like to be a madame at a gay brothel.

In other news, you may notice — down there at the bottom of the grey menu to the left — that I am fast approaching 100,000 visitors! It looks like it should roll over sometime while I’m flying over the Atlantic tomorrow night.

Be watching the count: if you happen to be visitor number 100,000, take a screen shot and email it to me at ams AT arielmeadow DOT com. I’ll have special French goodies for you!

Oh, and as long as we’re talking about me, next Thursday is my birthday! 27 years old, folks, and I couldn’t be more excited. I’m eagerly looking towards 30. Perhaps this is the upside of having a baby face and being terminally immature: I love the disbelief I get when I tell people how old I am…and the older the better!

Anyway, since next Thursday is my birthday, I thought you all might be interested in my wishlist. Last year at this time I got an email from someone saying “what makes YOU think you deserve the shit on your wishlist?” Why, I don’t know: could it be that I write shit EVERY DAY for the masses to read? Could it be that I spend $15/month to host this site? Could it be that I rock? It could. It definitely could.