The scene: Andreas and Ariel at a Thai restaurant. He is eating spicy tofu phad thai, she is eating phad see ew.
Andreas: Bla bla bla. [picks up fork] Ow!! [grabs eye] OW!!!
Ariel: What? What?! Are you ok?
Andreas: OW! I got chili in my eye!

10 minutes later:
Ariel: Bla bla bla. [takes sip of Thai iced tea] *choke* *cough*
Andreas: You ok?
Ariel: *gasps* *wheezes*
Andreas: You alright? You’re turning bright red.
Ariel: *coughs* [whispers] I’m fine.
Andreas: Jeez, between the two of us, you’d think we’d never done this before.