Daily affirmations of a word mercenary
The scene: Andreas and Ariel at a Thai restaurant. He is eating spicy tofu phad thai, she is eating phad see ew.
Andreas: Bla bla bla. [picks up fork] Ow!! [grabs eye] OW!!!
Ariel: What? What?! Are you ok?
Andreas: OW! I got chili in my eye!
10 minutes later:
Ariel: Bla bla bla. [takes sip of Thai iced tea] *choke* *cough*
Andreas: You ok?
Ariel: *gasps* *wheezes*
Andreas: You alright? You’re turning bright red.
Ariel: *coughs* [whispers] I’m fine.
Andreas: Jeez, between the two of us, you’d think we’d never done this before.
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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