Don’t get me started on why SeaFair sucks — it’s already been done. But let me tell you why the Blue Angels suck. In a time of war, is it really exciting to be sitting in your apartment and hear six fighter planes buzz your neighborhood? They’re so loud that car alarms go off after they fly overhead, and my water glass gets sympathy ripples. Does that make you say “Oh yay!” or does that make you want to hide under the bed in sympathy for what people all over the world feel when they hear American fighter planes overhead? It’s tacky and embarrassing that Seattle does this every year.