Picture Echo and me walking out of Maharaja.

Mangey Dude: Awwwwright, ladies. You having a good night?
Me: [Walking away] Sure.
Mangey Dude: Awww yeah. You both look PIMPIN’ tonight.
Me: Thanks. [Smiles, continues walking away.]
Mangey Dude: [Following behind us] Yeah! A smile! Dude! Yeah! Stop and talk a while.
[We keep walking.]
Mangey Dude: I got one smile! I want another! I need two smiles!
[We keep walking.]
Mangey Dude: Yeah, you in the blue [Echo]! Yoo hoo! Girly! I want a smile! Gimme a smile! I’m going to follow you until I can get a smile!!
Me: She’s deaf. She can’t hear you.
Mangey Dude: …!
Echo: [to me] Bet you wish you were, too.

She was, of course, right. The really strange thing was how telling Mangey Dude that Echo was deaf shut him up immediately.