Guy Ritchie, Madonna’s husband, directed both her new video (where she appears to be in a political torture chamber), and her new movie (where she plays a rich super-bitch marooned on a desert island who is violently subjugated by a former servant). Notice a common thread? Between the video and the film, Madonna is kicked, beaten, raped, submerged against her will in water, impaled by a crossbow, kicks and screams, and is electrocuted.

Something about these two Guy & Madge collaborations suggests to me that their relationship has some interesting power dynamics.