Do bloggers even have last names? I suppose we do. I mean, know we do, but I still have a tendancy to use domain names instead.

I often have this problem, which is why I refer to Leila Hypnagogica, Jane for Short (although I know her last name, I’m more likely to clarify which Jane I mean by adding a simple “for short” on the end), Dori Saranwarp, and Jess Orange-Clouds.

Some people make it easy, like Amy Leblanc. Then there are people like me who seem to make it easy, but are really just confusing: you wouldn’t believe how many people think that Meadow is my last name. (It’s not. That’s my middle name. Stallings is the last name, for those wondering.)

Regardless, I’m quite pleased that I’m heading to San Francisco tomorrow to hang with some of my favorite domain names. I’m cranking out road trip tapes like crazy (I managed to get Maggot Brain, Clones of Dr. Funkenstein, and One Nation Under a Groove all on one tape!), and planning my assault. Know this: it involves alcohol and hoops.