Today I received my absentee ballot from Seattle. Apparently there was a scandal about how late they were mailed out, but I got mine just in the knick of time. I will be mailing it in tomorrow, and I hope you will all be voting as well.

Perhaps you’ve heard that Arnold Schwarzenegger has been getting increasingly involved in politics. This is a frightening thing, especially since last weekend I had the pleasure of driving on Senator Sonny Bono Memorial Freeway. Californians clearly have no problems electing bad actors into public office.

Then I got to thinking: what if Ahnold followed Ronald Reagan’s footsteps! Mr. Schwarzenegger is interested in running for California Governor and is married to a Kennedy — he could conceivably run for president! This frightened me, until, much to the pride of a civics teacher somewhere, I remembered that, since Ahnold was born in Austria (therefore not a “natural born citizen“), he cannot run for President. Please join me in a collective sigh of relief.