An S.U.V.? Oh, That’s So Over! [NYT articles via Anil]
This article reminds me of the last time I saw Chris, my boyfriend from ‘92 – ‘95. Chris had always been a Ford sort of guy, driving either an F150 pickup or your typical Explorer SUV. But when he picked me up for dinner last fall, I was stunned to see a silver Mazda Protogé outside! I was always the one who drove a Mazda (at least, until I switched over to Hondas), and here was Mr. Big Ford with a little…well, station wagon.

I got into the car and bugged my eyes out for extra effect. “Oh my GAWD, Chris. You’re driving a fuel-efficient station wagon!

“Please, Ariel,” he said as he smoothly shifted into second gear, “It’s a sports wagon.”