Lucid Poop
3Dec2002 Filed under: JournalishHank is truly a rock star. I’ve decided an album must be released detailing his adventures as a hard rockin’ newborn who sleeps, messes himself, and sucks boob all day long. I mean really: does it get much more punk rock than that?
Hard rockin’ album tracks would include:
“Human Pacifyer Woman,” “Yes, You Heard Me: I Farted,” “Fist In My Mouth,” “Lucid Poop,” “Titties,” “Kiss My Very Soft Ass,” “White Vomit,” and top-10 hit waiting to happen, “Boob Latch.”
…Hee hee. Babies are cool.
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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philippe
December 4th, 2002 at 12:53 am
hee hee, and when he belch or fart everybody applaud…
hee hee, I love the idea of babies as punk rockers.
amy
December 4th, 2002 at 6:29 am
Philippe, hasn’t this already been done with “Dur, dur, d’etre bebe”?
philippe
December 4th, 2002 at 6:44 am
Oh, yes I remember the poor Jordy.
But jordy wouldn’t qualify as a real punk rocker, I’m afraid… Hank seems more hardcore.
spellcheckpixie
December 4th, 2002 at 2:48 pm
“an album”. Sorry for corrections, but you are after all a bard, and this is one of your showpieces, hence you do not have the luxuty others do of improper/lackadaisical use of English. And ‘dur d’etre un bebe’ was bunk rock, though its sad to attribute the term ‘rock’ to this category of harmonical auditory rape
Ariel
December 4th, 2002 at 6:31 pm
Pixie, while I appreciate your comments and corrections, I would also appreciate it if you would:
A) Stop posting anonymously. I can see your IP address, so just come out of the closet. Your attempts at anonymity make you seem snarky.
B) Spare me the lectures. I know all the reasons why I shouldn’t make mistakes, but naturally they still happen. I absolutely appreciate the corrections, but I don’t need you reminding me why you’re giving them to me.
jess
December 5th, 2002 at 6:08 am
While I’m sure her intentions are good, maybe “spellcheckpixie” should spell-check her own comments… I mean, you know, pot calling kettle and what-not… “luxury”, not “luxuty”, and so on.
Hank does indeed seem like a rock-star. I need to stop reading about people with babies so that I can effectively stop wanting a baby of my own! -_^
Steve Hecht
December 6th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
Do I detect incipient baby-crack?