This note was posted on a bookshelf in my bedroom, circa 1997:
“Ariel, do not drink alcohol. It makes you sick.”
I’m not sure where the note went, but it’s clear that I still need to have it posted somewhere. Here will have to do. I mean, yes: I realize I’m a lightweight, but two drinks?! Seriously: two drinks and I’m puking. Can’t a girl have any fucking fun around here? The upside is that I’m not hung over. I don’t think two drinks is enough to cause a headache. Even if one of them is a tequila shot.
(Photo reminders of why I don’t drink will be posted once the paparazzi get home and upload them.)
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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leblanc
December 29th, 2002 at 4:31 pm
one shot of tequila will make me puke, i know that. yuck!!!!
kara
December 29th, 2002 at 6:58 pm
Mmm…tequila!
The first time I ever drank tequila was in LA! I was 14 years old with braces at a men’s gay bar but the bartender still served me because he had a crush on my sexy cousin. Hee-hee! My cousin always hooked me up.