So, you saw my post about the 2003 Bloggies and you really want to vote, but have no idea who for in what categories? Sure, sure: I notified you that I’d egotistically nominated myself for three, but what about the TWENTY SEVEN others? Well, let me present you with a full cheat sheet! Choire and Philo and I worked hard on this, so put it to good use! There are a few holes, but we’ll fill them. Don’t you worry!

Best Merchanidise
1. MetaFilter’s Pancake Thong

Best Webring
No vote. Does anyone even USE webrings anymore? Let’s move on.

Best Meme
1. Black People Love Us
2. Iraqi Evite

best article or essay about weblogs
1. One Click Closer To God
What other articles mattered?

Best weblog directory or update monitor
1. Blogrolling

Best web application for weblogs
1. Movable Type rocked the casbah this year
2. BloggerPro cost money and had spellcheck
3. SiteMeter fed everyone’s ego

Best australian or new zealand weblog
1. Brainsluice.com/
2. Shauny
3. Loobylu (despite the fact that she got a little stale and super girly, she’s still the best blog illustrator around.)

best asian weblog
1. Geisha Asobi
2. Firda
3. Serial Deviant

best european or african weblog
1. T. (nepotism, yes)
2. The Plastic Cat
3. Malorama (I can’t read it, but supposedly it’s good!)

best latin american weblog
Er…Er…Um….

best canadian weblog
1. Riley Dog
2. Wood’s Lot
3. Rannie

best american weblog
1. Anil Dash
2. East/West
3. Electrolicious

best tagline of a weblog
1. uffish.com: Are you drinking with me, Jesus?
2. Que Sera Sera: Did I really just name it after a Doris Day song my mom used to sing? I think I did. So not punk rock.
3. Electrolicous: A voice in search of something to say (if THAT ain’t the best summary of blogging, I don’t know what is. If I do say so myself.)

best webcam of a weblog
1. East/West
2. Mark Allen

best non-weblog content of a weblog site
Er…Er…Um….

best programming of a weblog
Er…Er…Um….

best weblog about music
1. The Modern Age
2. Keithers.com (ok, sure, so he does general pop-culture, but I love his pop/dance taste in music.

best weblog about politics
1. Holy Fucking Shit Day
2. New Left Blogs
3. Smarter Andrew Sullivan

best web development weblog
Er…Er…Um….

best computers or technology weblog
Are we really such geeks that we need to geek out about geeking out?

best reviews or weblog about weblogs
Er…Er…Um….

best topical
1. The Magic Wand For Katie Campaign
2. Soapboxgirls
3. Yo Mama

best glbt weblog
1. East/West
2. Jill Matrix
3. bj’s gay porno-crazed ramblings (do NOT click that link at work)

most humorous weblog
1. Mimi Smartypants
2. Sarah B.
3. Dooce

best group or community weblog
1. Boing Boing
2. Everlasting Blort
3. MetaFilter

best-designed weblog
1. Living Proof
2. Jocko
3. Yeah, Totally

best-kept-secret weblog
1. Stuff n Stuff
2. Rhinoceros.nu
3. Living Proof

best new weblog
1. Defective Yeti
2. Clumsy Twirler
3. Search For Love

lifetime achievement
1. Anil Dash
2. Bradlands
3. Matt Haughey

weblog of the year
1. Defective Yeti
2. Reverse Cowgirl
3. Ordinary Morning
4. Bazima