Skateboarding as a Crime
14Jan2003 Filed under: LinkageThe Ave is the strip of University Way where I used to work in college. It’s always been a dump, but last year there was a manslaughter that happened on the street. The above is a semi-interesting article about the incident.
Best quote: Aaron Miles, a 20-year-old hanging outside the show, was convinced it was his key to getting laid. “I think it’s cool [that skateboarding is] associated with violence, because it will get us more chicks. And parents will think we’re, like, mad violent people and tell their daughters, ‘You better not date that skateboarder.’ Then girls will want to fuck us.”
Miles, lounging on a ratty couch in the parking lot and obviously not getting laid, was the exception.
- Previous: Submissive
- Next: Gothpirates
One Response to “Skateboarding as a Crime”
Leave a reply
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
You're reading a page from the archives. Check the homepage for current content.
8bitjoystick.com
January 14th, 2003 at 5:00 pm
When I read that I imagined it to be read by Jason Meyes of Jay and Silent Bob.
“‘You better not date that skateboarder.’ Then girls will want to fuck us.”
SNOOTCH TO THE NOOTCH!