Daily affirmations of a word mercenary
Mucoid plaque! Oh yes. It’s all worth it when you see the mucoid plaque.
I scheduled a colonic for Saturday. I realize that famous people swear by colonics, and therefore they must somehow be glamorous? But I’ve had a colonic before, and let’s face it: someone sticking a tube up your butt is never, ever glamorous.
Only one dinner left between me and next week.
*JEFB:*
Onrange.
*Lunch:*
Nnaked Juice “Green Machine” Sensing a pattern here?
*Dinner:*
Snalad, green curry with eggplant, broccoli, and bok choy. Almond milkshake with strawberries and blackberries for dessert, although without dates, it was disappointingly unsweet.
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, is in bookstores now.
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philippe
February 27th, 2003 at 8:27 am
Mucoid plaque! Oh yes. It’s all worth it when you see the mucoid plaque.
Bwahaha. I love your writing !
Though I hope your web cam is not fixed yet….
brodie
February 27th, 2003 at 9:09 am
lord almighty i LOVE the green machine. now the colonic business, i think i’ll pass. ha.
leblanc
February 27th, 2003 at 10:01 am
are those covered by your health insurance? i’ve also been thinking if getting one next time i fast.
b
February 27th, 2003 at 11:15 am
i saw something about celebrity colonics once.
the disturbing part was the colonic-er discussing with the colonic-ee the color, texture, and content of the colonic-us.
“why thank you, i _have_ been eating lots of brown rice lately.”
Jennifer
August 29th, 2005 at 6:14 pm
Colonics are an interesting thing