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New Email Address
22Mar2003 Filed under: LogisticaMy old personal email address, ams@arielmeadow.com, has gotten on some spam lists, so I’ve retired it and switched from ams to just a. Update your address books accordingly.
I’ll be guarding this new email address carefully. Never will it be entered into online email address fields! Never will it appear on a website for spam bots to find! Never will I give it to friends who like to send out 10 emails a week about their interesting personal projects. Never again will I get excited about recieving an email only to find that it’s someone offering me tips on how to make my already enormous penis even bigger!
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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dave
March 22nd, 2003 at 5:36 pm
yeah yeah, sure sure…you know what they say about people who go around bragging about how big their dicks are…
dani
March 22nd, 2003 at 8:14 pm
yeah what’s the deal with penis enlargement spam far outnumbering all other types? it’s truly astounding. i get a few of these a day it seems!
Steve Hecht
March 22nd, 2003 at 11:05 pm
Truly baffling. By now, surely everyone knows there’s only one guaranteed way to enlarge one’s penis: invade another country.
Tumbleweed
March 22nd, 2003 at 11:13 pm
The cheap method: carry a gun
The cheaper-than-invading-another-country method: get a red sports car (stripes add an extra inch!)
Mrs. Kennedy
March 23rd, 2003 at 8:29 am
OH, that’s a good idea.
db
March 23rd, 2003 at 9:37 am
You wanna trade? I get the bust-size enhancement spam. Golly gee! A whole cup size bigger- that’ll make a guy’s day…
dave
March 23rd, 2003 at 10:43 am
I’ve been getting those bust enhancement emails too, db. I don’t know why I’d need some magical pill for that. All I’ve got to do is eat a lot of bacon cheeseburgers and not exercise if I want me some man-tits.
philippe
March 24th, 2003 at 3:16 am
A good tip, IMO, to avoid spam : to use a .Fr adress. (I guess it should be the same with a .de or .br…). My yahoo.fr adress is reasonably free of spam. A few nigerian finacial advisor, but nothing about my penis. (I’m even a little disapointed : Is is so hopeless ?).
Dave
March 25th, 2003 at 1:13 pm
phillipe- don’t feel too bad. i’m feeling just as hopeless about the fact that 10 people a day apparently think i NEED a much bigger penis. i guess as none of those mails are forwarded by my wife, i won’t fret too much.