mimi smartypants:

LT was out at his Chinese class last night and I decided to go to bed early. Only once I got there, I realized I was not terribly sleepy, and I decided to—well, let’s not be coy, I decided to spend a little quality time with myself. (Yes, even though it makes the baby Jesus cry. What can I say, The Girl Can’t Help It.) When I was finished, for some inexplicable reason I said, out loud, to no one, “Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen! Good night!”