LT was out at his Chinese class last night and I decided to go to bed early. Only once I got there, I realized I was not terribly sleepy, and I decided to—well, let’s not be coy, I decided to spend a little quality time with myself. (Yes, even though it makes the baby Jesus cry. What can I say, The Girl Can’t Help It.) When I was finished, for some inexplicable reason I said, out loud, to no one, “Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen! Good night!”
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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brittney
May 30th, 2003 at 12:42 am
Love her.
dave
May 30th, 2003 at 9:06 am
I think I’ll try that next time.
The most I’ve ever said is “shit, i forgot to get a freakin towel”
the mighty jimbo
May 30th, 2003 at 10:19 pm
a lot of people on globalgasm used to say that too, but they actually HAD an audience.
i usually just collapse in a heap of catholic guilt and weep.