A: I like my girlfriend’s glasses,
I think they’re really cute,
I like my girlfriend’s glasses,
so much I want to poop.

A: That doesn’t rhyme.

A: Eminem doesn’t always rhyme, but he makes it work.

A: Are you saying you’re like Slim Shady?

A: [looking down at belly] I think I’m Fat Shady.

You know Los Angeles is getting to Andreas when he A) compares himself to Eminem and B) feels fat. We’re going to be pop cultural bulimics by the time we get out of here.