Toilet Sign
13Jul2003 Filed under: EavesdropperSign next to a friend’s toilet:
#1 stays up.
#2 goes down.
And if you flush anything that came in a package,
You will make our toilet frown.
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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nancy
July 14th, 2003 at 8:45 am
one that i see a lot in mass. public toilets:
if you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seat
leblanc
July 15th, 2003 at 3:31 pm
i never flush #1. people seem to think this is gross. i have to remind myself at work to do it so as not to gross anybody’s clients out.
Heather
November 18th, 2003 at 8:33 pm
“If it’s yellow,
just be mellow.
If it’s brown,
wash it down!”
another catchy eco-friendly slogan.
Kov
December 11th, 2003 at 6:29 pm
Walking through the mall
With a down-troden glance
Tried to fart
But shit my pants
Roland
January 10th, 2005 at 5:21 pm
Flush the toilet, or I’ll beat your ass…
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