Crotched
13Aug2003 Filed under: JournalishAnyone looking to buy a fishnet body stocking should know that they come in only one size, and only crotchless. Do not waste your time looking for a fishnet body stocking avec crotch.
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johnp
August 13th, 2003 at 2:22 pm
That actually sounds somewhat practical. It certainly makes it much easier to go to the bathroom.
sean
August 13th, 2003 at 8:26 pm
When I first glanced over the entry I accidentally read “crotched” as “crocheted”. Maybe you could crochet a crotched body stocking?
Matthew
August 14th, 2003 at 10:42 am
Avec Crotch is my favorite opera.
leblanc
August 14th, 2003 at 1:36 pm
regardless, where can i get one anyway?