Last night, when I was hooping down at the beach, I stepped on a bee.
I haven’t been stung since I was 7 years old. For most of my childhood, I got stung once a summer. It was always a horrible experience, with much sobbing and whining on my behalf, and hugs and a poultice made of baking soda and water from my parents. But somehow once I hit 7, I learned the secrets of staying away from bees, and stopped getting stung.
When it happened last night, I found that a bee sting hurts a lot less than I remembered. At first, I thought I’d just stepped on a thorn. But when I looked at my foot, it looked like a strange little brown barb — and did it move a little bit? And, in a most un-thorn-like way, my foot kept hurting even after I pulled the bit out of it.
I kept hooping, but noticed that my foot was throbbing a bit and I felt a little funky. But after ten minutes or so it went away.
Am I more impervious to pain now that I’m a grown up? Is it that, compared to leg waxing, menstrual cramps, and tattoos, a bee sting is rendered inconsequential? I’m not sure.
That said: sorry, bee.
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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cameron
August 12th, 2003 at 11:00 am
I noticed a similar thing when i got stung a few years ago. I wonder if sheer physical size has something to do with it. Given that you were probably less than half the size you are now when you were seven, maybe the real test would be getting stung by a gigantic bee with more than twice the poison. Or two bees. Or something.
cameron
August 12th, 2003 at 11:01 am
also, i remember running and deliberately falling down on the asphalt when i was a little kid. There’s no question that something like that hurts a hell of a lot more now.
Ariel
August 12th, 2003 at 12:07 pm
Ooh, excellent theory, Cameron. I did definitely feel like I had a little poison in my system after getting stung (nothing extreme, but a little weird feeling), and if I imagine myself weighing roughly one third of of what I do now, I would be it would have been pretty extreme.
Very smart.