Yesterday, I arrived to work to find that my Dancing Queen skivies had been removed from my cubicle wall after my departure on Friday. Also missing: my Justin Timberlake poster. In their place, I had an email explaining that I was “pushing the envelope a bit with those items, so to be on the safe side,” they were taken down.

I do not like the safe side. I am now considering rebirthing the Dancing Queen skivies in the form of a mousepad or “safe side” stuffed animal. Perhaps as a stuffed catepillar!