Dream Life
26Sep2003 Filed under: JournalishMy dreams have been strange lately. Earlier this week I dreamt that I had a baby, but left it sitting alone for too long, so it dehydrated and shriveled up very tiny. Lucky for me, I could run it under the tap and it RECONSTITUTED! Reconstituted baby! Great idea, brain.
The last night I had one about talking with an old friend who exclaimed, “I don’t know how you stand it in LA. Guys there just want to stick their carrot in you and jerk it around.” Stick their carrot in you? Where do I come up with this stuff?
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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leblanc
September 26th, 2003 at 2:34 pm
perhaps it’s a subconscious flashback to your juice fast/cleanse. i’m sure the amount of carrots you consumed had a profound effect on your psyche.
Tim
September 26th, 2003 at 3:54 pm
clearly a vegetarian wet dream
kate
September 27th, 2003 at 6:14 am
I started having inadequate parenting dreams before I knew I was pregnant — looking back, they should have been my first real sign.
Paul
September 28th, 2003 at 10:57 am
Definitely NOT pregnant. Although your comment is so expected (I knew SOMEBODY would pipe up that it must mean I’m pregnant) that when I wrote the post I considered adding, “definitely not pregant, though.”
Jayme
September 28th, 2003 at 3:54 pm
I’m not sure why, but every time I read this post, I crack up. Thanks for making me smile!