This Christmas, Andreas’ generous father is flying the whole family (yours truly, defacto daughter-in-law included) to Maui to spend the holidays with Dre’s sister who goes to college there.

While Andreas and I were reserving our tickets online, we noticed some interesting meal options.

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A: Bland? What the hell does bland mean.
A: That it’s not too flavorful.
A: This is airplane food we’re talking about.
A: I know, right? It’s normally so rich…
A: …so spicy!
A: I guess if all that is just too much for you?
A: …BLAND!