Me, arranging plastic goldfish in my bathroom: Heh.
Placing one under the sink in the U of the piping: Heh.
Sticking one on the side of the toilet paper dispenser: This is funny.
Placing another behind the toilet seat: Heh-heh.

Talking to yourself is the best.

Reminds me of this one time I walked into the room to find Andreas muttering to himself while gesticulating in the air with his hands. He seemed to be drawing circles or triangles in the air with his fingertips, and when I asked him what he was working out, he was mortified at being caught waving his arms about and claimed to have forgotten.

I love the things we do when nobody else is there.