In Iowa, it’s very cold.
In Iowa, four bedroom houses cost $100k.
In Iowa, there’s always vegan pumpkin pie for Andreas.
In Iowa, there’s lots of good reading.
In Iowa, there are two antique shops where two grocery stores used to be.
In Iowa, democratic debates happen.
In Iowa, we can watch cirque de soleil on tv.
In Iowa, it’s always Thanksgiving. (Note: this could be due to the fact that I only come to Iowa for Thanksgiving, but the result is that Iowa is ALWAYS being thankful, at least in my mind.)