I’m not much of a fan fiction person, but Ben linked some remarkably well-written (and delightfully plausible) fiction about Justin Timberlake and Chris Kirkpatrick. And yes, this picture really says it all. [via Anil]
In other smutty pop culture news, I admit that last night I watched that Paris Hilton “sexcerpt” that’s making the rounds online. The best parts are the beginning (when girl takes matters into her own hands, so to speak) and when her phone rings. Also: is she wall-eyed?
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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Glace
November 11th, 2003 at 4:44 pm
some remarkably well-written (and delightfully plausible) fiction about Justin Timberlake and Chris Kirkpatrick.
*cough* commonly referred to as “Timbertrick” *cough*
Hoo, something in my throat, there.
<slinks off>
kate
November 12th, 2003 at 10:12 am
where’d you find the paris video? i wanna see!
leblanc
November 12th, 2003 at 12:51 pm
i want to see too!
echo
November 12th, 2003 at 2:12 pm
me too Ariel! Please link!
Judi
November 12th, 2003 at 6:02 pm
I linked to your site from Heidi’s blog today. I have been here before. Just thought I would tell you in order to have good internet manners!
dan
November 12th, 2003 at 7:55 pm
Yes, please link, we all want to see it. I found your site from brittney.typepad.com. I have enjoyed checking out your site. Enjoy Seattle!
Ariel
November 12th, 2003 at 8:21 pm
Dan, if you’d posted a comment with your real email address instead of a fake one, I would have sent you the link, as I’ve done with the other commenters. Oh well.
Levi
November 12th, 2003 at 8:45 pm
Awwwwww Ariel can I can get the link too? I didn’t get on till late and missed the good blogs due to work. Thanx hun.
leblanc
November 13th, 2003 at 12:38 pm
the phone ringing is good, and also the kung-fu movie in the background or whatever gangster movie that is going on. and what’s with the night vision?
review: lamest sex video i’ve ever seen. sooooo not exciting.
Jen
November 14th, 2003 at 12:10 pm
Hey Ariel, I found you through John H. I’ve been one of your recent “lurkers” and I’m diggin your site! I stumbled across Paris’s cell #. I’ll trade ya for the linky-poo: 310-990-7444. ‘Cause mes just loves lame sex videos!!!!!!!!!!!! thx
laura
November 16th, 2003 at 8:52 pm
Ariel, could you send me the link too, I’m so intrigued by this video and I would hate to be the last one to see this one too (god I havent even seen the pamela anderson one yet wtf!)
CMiller
November 20th, 2003 at 2:12 am
Nice blog. Its my first time here. Can I have a link to the video? Why has everyone seen it but meeee!!!