I’m not much of a fan fiction person, but Ben linked some remarkably well-written (and delightfully plausible) fiction about Justin Timberlake and Chris Kirkpatrick. And yes, this picture really says it all. [via Anil]

In other smutty pop culture news, I admit that last night I watched that Paris Hilton “sexcerpt” that’s making the rounds online. The best parts are the beginning (when girl takes matters into her own hands, so to speak) and when her phone rings. Also: is she wall-eyed?