Study of a morning
25Nov2003 Filed under: ObservationsHow to be me this morning:
1. Wake up next to hungover lump.
2. Gloat over lack of hangover.
3. Gloat over best tea ever: organic darjeeling with silk soy nog mixed in.
4. Exercise “when in doubt, add another layer” theory of fashion
5. While walking to work, catch dude doing the post-urination-dick-waggle in your favorite alley. Look him in the eye and wink unintentionally as he mutters, “Sorry…” (You should be sorry, dude. This is my favorite alley! Take your urine and waggling elsewhere!)
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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the mighty jimbo
November 25th, 2003 at 5:00 pm
cruel - gloating to a hangover. that’s bad karma. bad bad karma.