What is it about gloves that has made me stop loathing the daily chore of washing dishes? I have always hated washing dishes, and now all it takes is a set of cheap rubber gloves to make me change my mind? Now I kind of look forward to dishwashing. Snap on the gloves and use obscenely hot water. Grease melts off! My hands get all toasty! Hell, if I put lotion on my hands right before I slip them into the gloves, my hands come out all soft and toasty and squishy. And the dishes get done!

O fickle woman. Fickle, fickle dishwashing woman.