I’ve just learned that my contract at The Paper (which was only solid through the end of December) will be over at the end of this week.

My portfolio is already updated and ready for perusal! And, oh yes: Now would be the time to say to your boss, “Gosh, remember how our last company newsletter sucked so bad that the CEO cried? I know this really great freelance copywriter who cranks out words that make sales climb and marketing managers burst into song. Let’s get Ariel!”