If you were a fly on the wall at our house this morning, you would have:
1. Heard me howling over the new Stella videos. I’ve been watching so many of these videos over the last few weeks that I have dreams of Michael, Michael, and David almost every night. This is probably a bad sign, but comedy this good must be enjoyed! All night long!
2. Been really cold.
3. Heard Andreas hollar, “Oh God! No, no! Gentle universe disturbed” when I tried to crawl back into the (very warm) bed with him. I guess that despite being fully clothed, I still felt cold to him.
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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the mighty jimbo
January 26th, 2004 at 8:57 am
heh. i have the worlds coldest hands and feet. anyone does that to me, i have built in retaliation.
Jason
January 26th, 2004 at 12:00 pm
Gentle universe disturbed - ha!
When I do that to Jiwon, she just yells cold, COLD! and starts twitching to re-warm herself via friction.
Ed
January 26th, 2004 at 1:06 pm
Just remember cold hands on a warm back is only satisfying for one person.
Oiled hands on a warm back can be satisfying for two.
Keep some on the night stand.
brodie
January 27th, 2004 at 12:08 pm
cold hands, warm heart.