While standing at the Maui airport, Andreas and I watched an inch-long cockroach scuttle out from under a hedge. Dre remarked on it, and wondered cockroaches have such a bad reputation.
“Is it like rats, where they’re blamed for the plague?”
I mused that sure: maybe they carry diseases, but part of it was that you know if you see one, that there’s dozens around. They travel in packs.
“And,” I finished, “they’re really hard to kill. They’re not like ants, where you put out a trap and they stop. You can’t squish a cockroach.”
Andreas nodded. Moments passed. We waited for our ride. I shifted absent-mindedly from foot to foot.
Something made a noise under the sole of my right flip-flop.
The cockroach, it seemed, had scurried beneath my foot. And I, it seemed, had stepped on it. I looked down and saw that it wasn’t moving, and something had soft and wet had squished out of one end.
Andreas was mortified. I was disgusted, but shrugged and whimpered, “Shit, I guess I was wrong.”
We moved away from the unmoving roach and tried not to think about it. We couldn’t stop glancing at it, though, and Andreas eventually kicked it into the street, where it promptly spasmed into life and scurried in a zig-zag along the curb. We shrieked and it stopped moving again. I think it was just reflex that made it scurry. Regardless, a tour bus carrying elderly asian tourists ran over it a minute later, and it didn’t move again after that.
So, I was wrong: it’s not so hard to kill a cockroach.
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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amanda
January 13th, 2004 at 4:27 pm
That was definitely the most disturbing thing I have heard all day. I hope you washed your foot.
Matt
January 14th, 2004 at 2:35 pm
That’s a hell of a case of rigor mortis.
In Australia the roaches are the size of dogs. They’d have stomped you!
IBELIEVE!
January 14th, 2004 at 3:53 pm
You just know that as soon as Ariel looked away they thing just got up and stuck it`s feelers out at her.
“Nyah, nyah, nyah! Foooled you!”
and then Ariel looked back and it
flooped down again, pretending to be dead.
“hmmm.”
R Roberts
January 14th, 2004 at 7:47 pm
I heard somewhere that roaches bathe themselves more often than cats.
I grew up with them as roommates (albeit the smaller New York apartment variety) however, and cleanliness or no, having to eating your frigging cereal around them is about as much fun as it sounds. =)
Ariel
January 14th, 2004 at 7:59 pm
Well, I know for a fact that RATS bathe themselves more than cats. Not sure about roaches, though.
Levi
January 14th, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Oppossums(sp?) are easily squished as well with full-size trucks…guess he should’ve ran faster huh?