Despite finding the woman herself irritating (and unskilled) beyond belief, I actually really like a couple tracks off Britney Spears’ new album. “Toxic” is one of them. It’s a great ode to alcoholism.

Unfortunatley, the video is a muddled mess. It’s equal parts “Fifth Element” (Gaultier flight attendants, anyone?) and Shania Twain’s “Getcha Good,” or whatever the hell that video with everyone’s favorite canadian country-bot on a motorcycle was called. In “Toxic,” Britney appears to be a secret agent of some sort, and by that I mean the sort who joins the 30k club with aging business men, only to rip off the man’s face to find that he’s ACTUALLY HOT!

Here’s how we weigh-in on the video at our house:
Andreas: I didn’t get it.
Me: I liked the wigs, though!