Daily affirmations of a word mercenary
Today Andreas was walking behind a normal-looking guy on a deserted Capitol Hill street. The guy (apparently unaware of anyone else nearby), suddenly shouted to the sky, “WHY ISN’T IT HAPPENING? WHY?! THAT’S ALL I ASK!” He then became aware Dre, turned beet red, and stuttered an apology. That said, I’ve often wondered the same thing, dude. I feel you.
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5 Responses to “All I Ask”
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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Levi
February 4th, 2004 at 8:38 pm
Wow, it went from no posts to 3 all of a sudden! I think someone is as bored as me tonight!!!
Ariel
February 4th, 2004 at 10:30 pm
These are all from this afternoon, but yup. Same difference.
abby
February 5th, 2004 at 7:34 am
Aw. That’s sad. Poor him.
paisley
February 5th, 2004 at 8:38 am
been there,said that !
dave
February 5th, 2004 at 9:07 am
The proper response would’ve been “Tried Levitra?”