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Pumaltimate
31Mar2004 Filed under: LinkageHey Seattle friends! Would one of you please, please buy this coffee table? I’m wondering if it comes with lines of cocaine already pre-cut on the top, or if there’s a hooker I could hire to dance on top of it.
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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ericalynn
March 31st, 2004 at 12:19 pm
where do you see lines of cocaine on it? *confused* :/
ericalynn
March 31st, 2004 at 12:19 pm
oh, duh.. read it wrong…
I was *wondering*. I couldn’t believe someone would use that as a selling point. ignore me.
patchoulli
March 31st, 2004 at 12:28 pm
ugh! Glass-top furniture… extremely high maintenance!
nick
March 31st, 2004 at 2:27 pm
in bothell… of course!
heidi janet
March 31st, 2004 at 2:56 pm
i’m your huckleberry…never could resist the glass-topped jungle cat furniture.
*snicker*
suz
April 1st, 2004 at 5:41 am
It has totally has “Scar Face” written all over it.
Liz
April 1st, 2004 at 7:33 am
I would totally totally get that table. My mom’s coming this weekend, it’d be great.